DaniGirly


Hi! My name is Danielle. This is a blog that includes all of the following:
1. F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
2. Supernatural
3. Occasional food porn
4. Community
5. SNL skits
6. Political stuff. I'm a liberal so watch out.
7. Other stuff that don't feel like typing out.
ENJOY!

Ask me anything

tastefullyoffensive:

[catpooexplosion]

Source: tatianamaslnay

glamourweaver:

Yvette Nicole Brown wrote this joke based on actual experience with directors who didn’t want to use the word “sassy”  but 100% wanted her to play it sassier.

Source: absolutecommunity

tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]

tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]

Source: slugbooks

Source: clevercosima

oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

Source: southwatertribe

bonerstew:

Mark Ruffalo, eating Ruffles on a Buffalo

bonerstew:

Mark Ruffalo, eating Ruffles on a Buffalo

Source: bonerstew

tastefullyoffensive:

[extrafabulouscomics]

Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.
Some more little life lessons, by Daisy Lola  (via surya-bhakti)

Source: sh-ocking

  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

Source: kimpissible

me as a parent

Source: trolltina